足球场上搞笑集锦（爆笑足球集锦）

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• 1、各位球迷朋友们，小弟跪求一个非常搞笑的足球集锦。以前曾经在QQ空间里被许多人转载或者分享
• 2、请大家给我一些中国足球的笑话段子，越搞笑越好！
• 3、哪有最搞笑的足球笑话？
• 4、【求歌】爆笑足球集锦背景音乐

各位球迷朋友们，小弟跪求一个非常搞笑的足球集锦。以前曾经在QQ空间里被许多人转载或者分享

应该是央视天下足球栏目出品的疯狂的足球吧，有三部，很搞笑。

请大家给我一些中国足球的笑话段子，越搞笑越好！

大意是……

1.有个男的脚很臭，找不着老婆，最后找了无数人之后终于有一个能和他媲美，也是无敌脚臭，两人在一起相安无事。结婚几年，有了一个孩子，青出于蓝胜于蓝，更加无敌。三口在坐火车的时候有一个绝招，只要其中一个脱下鞋，全候车大厅的人都跑了，候车大厅里空空当当，三个人就能很惬意的等车。直到有一天，等火车，照例，男人脱鞋，大厅里人全跑了，突然发现还有一个人没走，很惬意的看报，于是男人的老婆也脱下鞋，那人还没事，孩子也脱鞋，那人还没事。一家三口很惊叹“大哥，您厉害啊，这都忍得了？！您得是什么人啊，比我们还猛？？”那人鄙视的看了一眼，坐下外套，里面t恤上写着，XXX足球队

2.一天，足球大战，开场1分钟，A队守门员攻入对方一球，A队队员一看，集体放心下场去酒吧喝酒，只剩下守门员独战B队。90分钟比赛结束，A守门员来到酒吧，队友询问情况，“别提了，1：1！”，队友吃惊问怎么丢了一球。“C，你们刚走，对方前锋假摔，我吃了一张红牌被罚下去了”………………

我亲手打的~~~

不过笑话规笑话，还是希望国足有出头之日啊~~~

哪有最搞笑的足球笑话？

中国人、韩国人、日本人碰到上帝。

韩国人问上帝：韩国男足何时可以拿世界杯冠军。上帝说：五十年以后。韩国人哭了：我看不到了。

日本人问上帝：日本何时可以拿世界杯冠军。上帝说一百年以后。日本人也哭了：我儿子也看不到了。

最后中国人问中国何时可以拿冠军。结果上帝哭了：我都看不到了。

【求歌】爆笑足球集锦背景音乐

《always look on the bright side of life》

歌手：monty python

歌词：

Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad,

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle.

And this'll help things turn out for the best.

And....

Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)

If life seems jolly rotten,

There's something you've forgotten,

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps,

Don't be silly chumps.

Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing.

And...

Always look on the bright side of life. (whistle)

Come on...

Always look on the bright side of life...

For life is quite absurd,

And death's the final word,

You must always face the curtain with a bow.

Forget about your sin,

Give the audience a grin,

Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death,

Just before you draw your terminal breath,

Life's a piece of shit,

When you look at it,

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

You'll see it's all a show,

Keep 'em laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life,

Always look on the right side of life,

Come on guys, cheer up.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Worse things happen at sea, you know.

Always look on the bright side of life.

I mean - what have you got to lose?

You know, you come from nothing,

you're going back to nothing.

What have you lost? Nothing!

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